Albion Alums Perform at Dickens Christmas Fair!

Hi All,  in the last couple months we have produced another great comedy / swordfight show with the scholars of Albion!  “All’s Well That Ends Badly” is currently running on the Victoria & Albert Stage at the great Dickens Christmas Fair in the Cow Palace in San Francisco.  There is still time to catch the show as we run Saturdays and Sundays til just before Christmas.  Our show times are 11:15 & 4:00.

The show is probably the best witty writing I have done in the 8 Albion shows we have all produced in the last 20 years!  Think of it as “Noises Off!” for Shakespearean actors…  The concept is a rehearsal of a Christmas charity performance involving all the leading Shakespearean actors of Victorian London.  As it’s a rehearsal, the audience gets to see all the egos in full force, and what they really think of one another.  🙂

Here are some shots of the production.  It is really a lot of fun, especially if you know anything about Shakespeare…  Then you’ll get all the inside jokes…AWEB Beatrix AWEB Brutus AWEB Painting AWEB Swordfight

Albion Alumni Perform at Nor Cal Renaissance Faire!

Manly Pamphlet

Manly Men in TIghts is back at the Nor Cal Ren Fest!    Maurice Browder and Marc Hines Larrenaga, two of the best swordsmen ever to come through Albion, are performing with me in this monument to silly entertainment!  We appear on the Main Stage at 12:00. 2:00. and 3:45.  Come check out the new show!  Now, 25% more Manly!

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Catching up on a Year of posting!

Hello All!

Meastro Cawelti here…  It’s been a long time, with little posting, but life has been busy!  To catch you up on Albion activities; the sword troupe has performed at the Northern California Pirate Festival (2013) in a new show called “The Hunt for Blackbeard’s Treasure”.  This is a half hour show with a lot of sword fights and a lot of pirates.  We are in pre-production right now for the 2014 version.  If you are near Vallejo, CA on Father’s Day weekend, drop by and see us on the main stage!  I am the Black Powder Safety Coordinator for the Festival, and the Festival presents a ship to shore cannon battle twice daily.  Nothing’s been blown up that wasn’t meant to…  Now that’s a good show!  Laughing

Last Summer I traveled to L.A. to  portray Theodore Roosevelt for the Old Fort MacArthur Days, in San Pedro, CA; which is a huge Military Living History encampment.  I’ve been asked back again this year to deliver the Keynote speech, and charge up San Juan Hill.  As an actor, I have traveled the country portraying T.R. and I also starred in the History Channel’s “The Spanish American War: First Intervention” as Col. Roosevelt.  (It’s available to see on Netflix)  Smile

Last Fall was another season at the Northern California Renaissance Festival where we performed:  “Manly Men in TIghts!”  the rollicking farce of swashbuckling and sex appeal – now in it’s 15th season.  Such a fun show.  Each year we improve the script and add things to keep it fresh.  We have estimated that over 400,00 people have laughed their butts off watching this show since it’s inception in 1991.

Last November saw the Albion performance troupe mount a new production for the Dicken’s Christmas Fair:  “All’s Well that Ends Badly”.  A “Noises Off” style comedy with Dramatic Shakespearean conflicts, and swordf ights (and that was just off-stage!).  It was a big hit!  And we shall be back again creating theatrical mayhem this November/December!

Recently, Provost of the Schoole, John Woodruff and I dressed up and performed choreographed fights for the Opening Night Gala for “Game of Thrones”.  There were 2,000 people at the party, mostly dressed up, and it was a blast.  It was also a bit odd… we would clear a space, and start to fight, and then 300 cell phones would come out and film us…  funny that…. Smile

We have had so many “hits” and subscriptions to our U-Tube videos of “Sword Points”,  it is truly flattering.  Thank you all for watching, and Gerard and I promise that a new set are in preparation and soon to be videoed.

That’s it for now.  More news with sword in hand, as it happens!  Cheers!


What MythBusters’ “Bringing a Knife to a Gunfight” Test Means to Fight Direction of Sword Fights

In Sword Points #4 – Distance Albion Schoole of Defense Fight Director Michael Cawelti talked about the three basic distances in sword fighting:

  • Fighting Distance
  • On Guard Distance
  • Trash Talk Distance

We can demonstrate those distances in fencing, or with stage combat choreography, but how do they play in modern, real-life situations? Turns out the principles Michael mentioned still apply.

The MythBusters TV show decided to investigate what happens if you bring a knife to a gun fight. Does a someone with a knife have a chance against someone armed with a gun? The intuitive answer for many people is “no way!”, but what do actual tests say? Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman created a test to find out the minimum distance at which a person with a knife is dangerous to a person with a gun. In their test, Jamie tries to attack Adam with a foam knife from various distances, and Adam tries to draw a realistic looking semi-automatic paint ball pistol from a holster, cock the slide and shoot Jamie before being stabbed. The test was electrically scored in a manner crudely similar to modern electrically-scored fencing.

In the tests they found that with Jamie starting from 16 feet away Adam could “draw and cock but not fire” before being stabbed. And even when Jamie started from longer distances and Adam could shoot him, Jamie’s momentum allowed him to stab Adam anyway.

Now, there are some elements to the experiment design which people may quibble with:

  • Jamie started with a drawn knife.
  • Adam started with a holstered, un-cocked semi-auto with the safety on.
  • Adam isn’t a fast draw expert.

Those are valid points to consider, but on the other hand

  • Jamie likely could have drawn a knife while running.
  • Adam is a trained, experienced gun handler, less so than a professional competitive shooter, but more so than the average person who owns a gun but doesn’t actually practice shooting from holstered position.
  • Adam knew in advance, with total certainty to expect a sudden attack by Jamie and had multiple chances to practice under the exact circumstances.

So, I think we can confidently take away from the tests that a sudden attack from an assailant with an edged weapon can easily kill even if they start from surprisingly far distance, just as we noted with sword fighting. (Running away seems like a really good idea.)

Now, back to sword fighting and stage combat choreography trash talking distance. Do people sometimes trash talk at a distance that is completely unsafe? I’m going to say, “absolutely yes”. People do unsafe things all the time, from tailgating to trash talking inside of punching or stabbing distance of another person, because people don’t necessarily intuitively feel the danger because it hasn’t affected them yet, or to show that they are so tough they just don’t care, to be intimidating, to dominate by getting inside people’s personal space. And could a person in “Fighting Distance” or “On Guard Distance” be killed almost instantly by an opponent not impressed by his trash talking or has no moral or social qualms about doing so? “Absolutely, yes.”

So whether the characters in your drama trash talk inside or outside of safe distance will depend on their character, and on the moral strictures of the time and place of the story. Are the characters careful and smart? Or are they impetuous hotheads? Can their opponent just attack and get away with it? Or do the strictures of the time require they duel in a specific ritual fashion with rules and timing that they must obey, in spite of their wish to do otherwise? Where they stand should be a conscious and deliberate choice on the part as a fight director with full knowledge of the danger of trash talking in-distance.

The Bloggings Will Continue Until Moral Improves!

For my first swordplay blog for the new Albion Schoole website, I wanted to welcome all  those lovers of all things swordplay!  This blog is here to pass on detailed information and unique insights on swords and swordplay.  We have planned video demos and instruction I have called “Sword Points”, which are designed to share expertise from my 32 years as a professional Fight Director.  Enjoy the site, and remember, “Any day with sword in hand, is a great day!”

The Albion Schoole of Defense Stage Combat Website Underway

The Albion Schoole of Defense blog-format website is back on-line. Intermittent server problems still persist but the service is now up and running.

The Schoole is looking to use the new blog format for education and outreach, featuring insightful posts on swordplay and stage combat by award-winning industry veteran Michael Cawelti, founder and director of the Albion Schoole.